I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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