I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
