Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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