Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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