I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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