Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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