Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I just found puke in my bra..
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I made him laugh his dick is mine
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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