my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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