Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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