he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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