Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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