Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
he thought i was a dude.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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