i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
the day after is always just damage control
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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