Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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