Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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