if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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