yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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