After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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