Dual....:-)
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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