When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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