Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
