Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
