apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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