Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Its about making memories worth repressing
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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