So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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