Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I want to walk on stilts...naked
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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