we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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