i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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