So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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