Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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