The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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