No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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