What a fucking waste of an outfit
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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