I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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