I'm going to jail i love you
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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