I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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