i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
only you would photoshop your dick
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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