Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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