This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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