he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I supernannyed him into submission
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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