Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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