I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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