so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
