you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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