We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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