it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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