absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I looked at my own cervix.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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