At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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