Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Floor bacon is actually really good
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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