No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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