:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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