you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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