I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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