So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
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